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(Kod ad\u0131) Kerem benim, o tarihte yirmi y\u0131ll\u0131k arkada\u015f\u0131m. Matbaac\u0131. Bizim bro\u015f\u00fcrleri, muhasebe evrak\u0131n\u0131, antetli ka\u011f\u0131tlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 falan bast\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in acenteye gelip gidiyor, X oradan tan\u0131yor ve (Kerem\u2019de \u015feytan t\u00fcy\u00fc oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in) \u00e7ok da seviyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u0130\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc var. D\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131 var. Zaten \u00fc\u00e7 ay sonra evlenecek, ni\u015fanl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 da b\u0131rak\u0131p gider mi, bilmem ki?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hele bir gelsin konu\u015fal\u0131m, dedik. Kerem geldi. Teklif ettik. \u201cNe i\u015f yapaca\u011f\u0131m, ben turizmden, tatil k\u00f6y\u00fcnden anlamam ki\u2026\u201d dedi. \u0130\u015fi \u00f6zetle anlatt\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00dcst\u00fcnden k\u0131rk y\u0131l ge\u00e7ti, Kerem h\u00e2l\u00e2 unutmad\u0131, g\u00fclerek anlatsa da kafama kak\u0131yor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUlan bu herifler (X.le benden bahsediyor) bana \u015f\u00f6yle dediler:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Senin yapaca\u011f\u0131n bir \u015fey yok asl\u0131nda. Zaten Frans\u0131z acentesinin chef de village\u2019\u0131 (yani tatil k\u00f6y\u00fc sorumlusu) olacak, her i\u015fi o yapacak. Sen sadece bizim ad\u0131m\u0131za i\u015flere g\u00f6z kulak olacaks\u0131n. Mesela yemek vakti masalara bir g\u00f6z atacaks\u0131n, masada tuzluk karabiberlik var m\u0131?, bir eksik noksan var m\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tabii Kerem be\u015f ay boyunca do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst uyumad\u0131, \u0130zmir\u2019le tatil k\u00f6y\u00fc aras\u0131nda git gel belki on bin kilometre yol yapt\u0131, tam anlam\u0131yla \u201canas\u0131\u2026 a\u011flad\u0131\u201d adam\u0131n. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc tesis o kadar k\u00f6t\u00fc, patron o kadar \u00fc\u00e7k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t\u00e7\u0131, bu arada Frans\u0131z acente o kadar sorumsuzdu ki\u2026 Ak\u0131l almaz bir kaosu y\u00f6netmesi gerekti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neyse o g\u00fcn Kerem\u2019i ikna ettik mi? desem, kand\u0131rd\u0131k m\u0131 desem? Tabii y\u00fczlerce yabanc\u0131n\u0131n kalaca\u011f\u0131 (en az y\u00fczde ellisi gen\u00e7 kad\u0131nlar bu arada, o g\u00fcnk\u00fc ni\u015fanl\u0131s\u0131 bug\u00fcnk\u00fc e\u015fi Serap duymas\u0131n) bir tatil k\u00f6y\u00fcn\u00fcn ba\u015f\u0131nda olmak cazip gelmi\u015f olmal\u0131. Matbaa i\u015finin de \u00f6l\u00fc sezonu, be\u015f ay \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131p iyice ve toplu bir para almak da i\u015fine geldi herhalde, evlilik \u00f6ncesi. Peki demi\u015f bulundu ki\u2026 sekreterimiz Alin lafa girdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Kerem Bey, sizin evet diyece\u011finizi bildi\u011fimiz i\u00e7in ben haz\u0131rl\u0131k yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Hadi a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki pasaja inelim (acente, alt\u0131nda b\u00fcy\u00fck bir pasaj bulunan bir binadayd\u0131) tatil k\u00f6y\u00fc i\u00e7in sizin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fcze ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za bir \u015feyler alal\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Kerem gene g\u00fclerek anlat\u0131yor: \u201cUlan her \u015feyi \u00f6nceden ayarlam\u0131\u015flar. A\u015fa\u011f\u0131 bir indik b\u00fct\u00fcn d\u00fckkanc\u0131lar bizi bekliyor. Bir valiz, i\u00e7ine pantolon, g\u00f6mlek, ti\u015f\u00f6rt, \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r\u2026 Beni askere gider gibi giydirdiler be\u015f dakikada. \u0130zmir\u2019e u\u00e7ak biletimi de alm\u0131\u015flar benim cevab\u0131m\u0131 beklemeden. K\u0131rk sekiz saat sonra Adnan Menderes Havaliman\u0131\u2019nda buldum kendimi.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nerede kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k? Evet, tatil k\u00f6y\u00fcn\u00fcn ba\u015f\u0131nda durmak i\u00e7in acilen bir operasyon m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc ar\u0131yorduk. Bulam\u0131yorduk. X\u2019in akl\u0131na geldi birden: \u201cKerem\u2019i g\u00f6ndersek?\u201d (Kod ad\u0131) Kerem benim, o tarihte yirmi y\u0131ll\u0131k arkada\u015f\u0131m. Matbaac\u0131. Bizim bro\u015f\u00fcrleri, muhasebe evrak\u0131n\u0131, antetli ka\u011f\u0131tlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 falan bast\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in acenteye gelip gidiyor, X oradan tan\u0131yor ve (Kerem\u2019de \u015feytan t\u00fcy\u00fc oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in) \u00e7ok da seviyor. \u201c\u0130\u015fi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":9245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[3857,3856,3855,526],"class_list":{"0":"post-9243","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-yazar","8":"tag-fransiz-acente","9":"tag-matbaaci","10":"tag-tatil-koyu","11":"tag-turist"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9243"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9247,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9243\/revisions\/9247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.turizmmuhabiri.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
(Kerem\u2019in ve Serdar\u2019\u0131n ac\u0131lar\u0131, haftaya\u2026)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n